To add to my information so its all in one place.
Windows 11, i7 11700k processor, update was attempted on usb3, then usb2, then it bricked itself. No lights, no screen, no response to bootloader command. Just the pop it makes on the speakers when it gets power, and then nothing.
Ticket is open with Arturia support, sitting in the “after sales support” queue. Have attempted to reach out to get an update after a week, no response. Been 5ish days since i sent that email.