I would like to smoke some of whatever they are smoking. Thank you.
In all seriousness, I agree that it's absolutely annoying. That being said, Google can be your friend here, even if you are "new to the world of synthesizers"
I've understood ADSR since I was 10 years old (and I am OLD), but that's just me I suppose. I'm certainly no expert though (on anything!) I did have to Google the Moog question... I figured it was probably Minimoog but wanted to make sure.
* BTW, I'm saying Google above but of course I only use DuckDuckGo. But you get the idea...
Of course you also have to type the answer the exact way it wants it, even when you have the right answer. I had that problem with the filter question. I had to enter it slightly differently on the second try in order for the response to be accepted.
As someone who has run forums before and who has a contact form on my own website, i can also feel some of the pain from the Arturia side here because spam in these types of forums is a huge almost-unmanageable issue. I also use a simple math question CAPTCHA on my own contact form and so far it seems to do a pretty good job, though of course, some bots can solve this.
The solution to all of this nonsense is to hire (or appoint?) more human moderators that can quickly remove spam and block accounts. Perhaps Arturia doesn't have resources for this, so maybe they could consider farming that out to some of us users. Maybe give a discount or something in exchange for X hours of forum moderation. Just a suggestion...
More human moderation, less CAPTCHA nonsense!