update: I have used every firmware revision on it now, it is definitely not a firmware problem. After more tests and general horsing around, I've concluded that the slew is happening all the time, it's just more noticeable on octave jumps. What's more, it's way more discernable when the pitches being sounded are high. And I don't mean that it's just when notes are programmed high, though. For example, I could write a sequence from C-2 to C0, and I wouldn't be able to hear the slew that much if I tuned the oscillator to the notes being programmed. But if I tuned the oscillator up to C6, you could still hear the slew. It's the same with every oscillator I own, from a digital Synthtech E350 to analog Bubblesound vcob, to Intellijel Dixie. Same with temperature-compensated OTA filter. Even happens to Arturia's own Microbrute.
Please, will someone at Arturia let me know what's going on? Is it a problem with my unit or is this problem endemic to all BSPs? I've written to tech support and gotten no answers either.